Do you photograph food alone or in groups? Do they ever wear costumes? Is there a picture somewhere of Super Zucchini?
What do you do with nude photographs of food?
Why do your hash browns have hash tags?
Do the peas of today look different than the peas in the days of yore?
Does your doughnut have a different taste if you photograph it first?
If you photograph a bagel, will it then fill itself in and become a roll?
Will your sandwich change it's composition if you photograph it? Perhaps, the cheese will change it's position, or, maybe the camera will just steal the soul of the sandwich. Consequently, why do some sandwiches look like they are smiling?
Do grilled cheese sandwiches say “Gouda”?
If you take several pictures of your vanilla ice cream, and it melts, is it then just milk? If you take pictures of the milk, and it evaporates into thin air, will all that's left be an udder? No, I don't know what this means.
Do you photograph your Alphabits to see if they form secret messages?
Will your deviled eggs become saints if you photograph them first?
Do tacos have a Weirdo Wednesday?
If you constantly take pictures of fruit, does that make you a Fruit Loop?
If you photograph a high placed lemon in the morning it can be the sun. If you photograph a high placed lemon at night it can be the moon. What happens if you photograph a high placed lemon in the afternoon?
Do lemons pucker when you photograph them?
Do you have to send coconuts and kiwis to have their hair done before taking their pictures?
If you photograph elbow macaroni and use a flash, will the elbows then become knees?
We know souffles are sensitive to sound. Are they also sensitive to light? If you use a flash, will your souffle deflate?
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