Well, remember the story of that tanorexic mother from New Jersey who was charged with taking her five-year-old daughter to the tanning salon and allowed her to use one of the tanning beds. At school the girl complained that she was burned and someone accused her mother of abuse.
Some genius got the idea to make a tanning mom doll. I wonder if she's going to be Muppet orange with charcoal lips and bleached blond hair? Does she peel after a while and underneath is nothing but a skeleton? Does she come with a tanning bed ? Will she have a string you pull where she says "They're all just fat and stupid?"
I wonder who is going to come up with hot dog vender prostitute doll? If you didn't hear this story, allow me to sum it up. A mother of four sold hotdogs and lap dances, and a whole lot more apparently. Her "business" is called Strips-R-Us. If I were Toys-R-Us I'd sue! The fact that she sold hotdogs makes me laugh-such a phallic symbol and such! Well, needless to say she sold her "goods" to an undercover officer and was arrested. While awaiting trial she was released from jail the other day. It has been suggested by a judge she go for a psychological evaluation.
So back to the doll, will the eventual doll be of a late 40 something/early 50 something who comes with four really humiliated children? Does she come with a dozen hot dogs? Does she come with a string that when you pull it she says really idiotic phrases? Does she come with her own pool of reporters who get really embarrassed when she shows them her cleavage?
So you would think mankind has learned that modern day global warming is partially natural, partially because of animals, and because we are not the brightest bunch in the crayon box! We seem to blame or persecute everyone and everything else, but ourselves.
During the Reagan years, the government spent money on finding out what is in cow farts and how toxic they could be on the environment. A few years ago, the United Kingdom wanted to tax farmers for cow vapors. Why? Because a cow's flatulence is not only going to wilt your nose hairs, but apparently they are the big reason for today's global warming epidemic. There are more people than bovines in this world, and we cut the mustard a whole lot more than they do, but let's tax them! I don't know how you would measure a cow fart enough to tax it, and I am not so sure I would want to know!
So, in man's effort to blame everyone and thing but himself, in a new study scientists have published, they suggest dinosaur stinkers are the cause of today's global warming. I have no idea how they came to this conclusion, or how they tested this theory being that dinosaurs have been extinct for how long now? Maybe they cloned some pterodactyls and studied their contrails. They spent way too much money on something so stupid.