Here are some tips for choosing a name that might attract a mate:
--Do not use symbols like (o)(o).
--Do not use body parts. See above.
Last ,but not least, do not use names such as the following:
bigtitties- Not sure you want to be bragging about that.
boyfriend4hire – Well, at least you admit I can fire you when I please.
chalked outline – I really wasn't planning on being murdered or watching you murder someone on the first date. Perhaps, on the second, though, that is also quite doubtful.
clear bomb – With all that's been in the news lately, I think you could've found a better name, and this nick is a clear bomb, a dud.
gas – While a good fart or petrol joke makes me laugh perhaps you should wait a little bit before bringing this up. However, think of the pick up lines:
“Is that a can of baked beans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey baby, what octane is your butt?”
“Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?”
With that said,I'm not lighting a match anywhere near you!
gettinglucky- Trust me-- you're not tonight!
herpesluv – Yeah,no.
moronexpress - Do you just attract morons or did you just hop on the Moron Express yourself?
nbates – The stuff all my nightmares are made of! I think I'll pass.
nodateforyou-- The Date Nazi! AAGH!
phattyohsis – I really haven't figured out what this guy meant. “Phat” in slang means “cool.” What is “Ohsis?”Is it supposed to be “~Osis?” Is this some kind of disease no one's heard about? You have “Cooliosis?” If you start doing a rendition of “Gangsta's Paradise” how am I going to cure you?
shooter – Six shooter, bean shooter, or do you just have good aim when you take a leak?
shutface – Perhaps, you need to be dating a mime?
terror – Right up there with nbates.
topper – You do know Topper was a ghost right? Okay. Just wanted to make that clear.
username – There were at least 3 or 4 unoriginal lummoxes on this one site.
whodaho- I'd say you are....
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