The English language is one of the weirdest languagesImagine, if you will, a world where English words actually mean what they look or sound like? . Definitions don't always make sense, or they sometimes don't fit the word they are trying to describe. Confused? Don't be. I've simplified the English language a little bit.
Assail—butts on a boat.
Audiophile – a place where they store albums,cassettes, and CDs.
Barium—the Latin form of Barry.
Befog – bee farts.
Booby Trap—what men use to catch breasts.
Booby Hatch—a place where they grow boobs.
Canticle—opposite of testicle.
Classical Gas – old farts.
Covet – a little cove.
Eft – A,B,C,D,E, EFT, G.
Einsteinium—the genius element.
Elderberry—a senior citizen berry.
Flying Buttress – a soaring asshole.
Gas Tank – a stomach.
Gastrology—the study of farts in the stars (aka nebula).
Gastronomy—the study of farts here on Earth.
General Assembly—a factory where they manufacture leading military figures.