Where am I going with this? One day I was browsing schools because I really want to go back , even though I cannot afford it at the moment. Something caught my attention-- some of the schools have weird names . Let's examine this further, shall we?
Baker University- No yeast infections here. Majors include Pillsbury Doughboy Tee-heeing and Bagelry.
Ball state- Where testicles go to study. Majors include Sperm GPS and Putzology.
Eureka College- Nope. They haven't found it---yet. Here, you can major in Screws and Circles.
Gonzaga-- Where Muppets Go to study everything about chickens. You can major in Camilla and Werechickens.
Graceland University- Elvis learned to swivel is hips here. Majors include Sex and Drugs.
Hendrix College-- All students are in a Purple Haze. Majors include Sex and Drugs.
Humphreys College- People being served since 1902 (reference to a popular British Comedy). You can major in Flamboyance and Panties.
Jones International University- Where beaches go to study! Majors include Geology and Sand Wedges.
Life University - I guess we can say "I really did study at the university of life!". There's only one major that can be studied here: Life.
Miles College- 1. Where truckers do time. 2. Where Rose Nylan (Golden Girls) went to study. Majors include Diesel Fumes and Old Norse.
Point College- Where sharpened pencils go to study. You can study Morning Wood and 4 x 4s.
Rush University- Tom Sawyer studied here. Majors include Literature, Sex and Drugs.
Samford University-- Not named for me. Majors include Dr. Seuss and Getting To Know Me.
Transylvania University-- 1. I should study here 2. Dracula did study here. 3. Largest blood bank in the entire continental United States. Majors include: Howling at the Moon and Vampyre Cuisine aka Do You Drink Red or White Blood Cells With Fish?
Troy University-- 1. Where the Aikmans send their kids to study 2. Where wooden horses go to study. Here, it is possible to study American Football and Condoms.
Ursinus- 1. Where bears go to study. 2. Where sinuses go to study. Majors include Cuteness and Mucous.
Wabash College- Where cannonballs study. Majors include: Gunpowder and Railroads.
Yale University - Never any "Lock Outs" here. Majors incude: Picking locks and Bulldogs.